Scusate ma non posso tollerare che Finn abbia un topic tutto suo e che il personaggio che tutti amano no
E allora vai col topic su Brittany
E visto che a noi (ci) piace per le sue battutte prive di qual si voglia senso, partiamo con una bella carrellata, ovviamente l'elenco sarà in continuo aggiornamento
- "It's not that. It's just that most of us don't know how to bake. I find recipes confusing." (Wheels)
- "I bet the duck's in the hat" (Ballad)
- *filming the glee club's dance routine* "Coach Sylvester didn't tell me to do this." (Hairography)
- Mr. Schue: "Take it away, Brittany."
Brittany: "Take what away?" (Hairography)
- "So, Hairography. It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. So you just move your head around and pretend like you're spazzing and stuff." (Hairography)
- "You guys, it's like cool epilepsy." (Hairography)
- Santana: "Brittany, you're supposed to be in your wheelchair."
Brittany: "I lost it."(Wheels)
- Mr. Schue: "Who can tell me what a ballad is?"
Brittany:" A male duck." (Ballad)
- Santana: "Sex is not dating."
Brittany: "If it was, Santana and I would be dating." (Sectionals)
- "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" *wierd look from Santana* (Hell-O)
- "I didn't wear a bra, and I had them turn up the air conditioning." (Hell-O)
- "He barks at my mom." (Mattress)
- "Mr. Schue is he your son?" (Power of Madonna)
- "When I pulled my hamstring I went to a misogynist" (Power of Madonna)
- "I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary." (Home)
- "I've been here since first period. I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I can't remember how to leave. But I also don't know why I only made fourth on the Glist, I made out with like everyone in the school, girls,boys, Mr. Kidney the janitor. I need to do something to get into the top 3.(Bad Reputation)
- Artie:"I'm kinda getting cold feet"
Brittany:"Can you even feel your feet?"(Bad Reputation)
- "I don't know how to turn on a computer"(Bad Reputation)
- "There is so many lyrics"(Laryngitis)
- "A happy meal, no onions or a chicken"(Theatricality)
- "You look terrible, I look awesome"(Theatricality)
- "People thought I went on vacation but I really spent the summer lost in the sewers"(Audition)
- "Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs"(Audition)
- Will: "Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?"
Brittany: "He discovered Ameria"(Britney/Brittany)
- "I hope you all respect when I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears"(Britney/Brittany)
- "I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist."(Britney/Brittany)
- "This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed"(Britney/Brittany)
- "Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs"(Britney/Brittany)
- "I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now"(Britney/Brittany)
- "I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful Woman that I am"(Britney/Brittany)
- "Finn can fly?"(Britney/Brittany)
- "Next week, I'm gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha"(Britney/Brittany)