Diretto da: Matthew Diamond Scritto da: Rodney Rothman Guest Stars: Javier Morga, Dave Allen, Leslie Grossman, Brenda Strong, Tony Yalda, Chester Tam, Charlyne Yi, Arianna Huffington, Timothy Brennen, Adria Dawn
While Bill goes out with Linda, he becomes intimidated when he discovers that she's a former UN ambassador. Meanwhile, Michael is told by a board member of his co-op that his overly frisky dog -the Sheriff- must be neutered and Darlene bonds with her lesbian sister's girlfriend.
