Diretto da: John Inwood Scritto da: Janae Bakken Guest Stars: Chris Dougherty, Bruce Kirby, Marjorie Lovett, Cantrell Harris, Keri Russell
J.D. tries to get together with Elliot's sorority sister Melody, but she just wants to make out with him without going further. Meanwhile, Keith re-proposes to Elliot after she gets to make everything perfect, while everyone has fantasies about being married to Elliot. Elliot and Carla are having problems figuring out what is wrong with two elderly patients, who show the same symptoms but have no obvious connection.