Diretto da: Richard Alexander Wells Scritto da: Andy Schwartz Guest Stars: Becky Guiley, J. J. Nolan, Gina DeVivo, Shaughn Buchholz, Ned Bellamy, Randi Pareira, Carole Davis, Chad Broskey
The perspective shifts between Jordan, Ted, and Todd, as they go about their day.
Jordan messes with Elliot and Keith's relationship and is disturbed when it doesn't give her any satisfaction. Ted tries to settle a pay dispute between the nurses and Dr. Kelso. Todd has found his calling in plastic surgery, but must convince Turk not to interfere with a sixteen-year-old girl getting breast implants.