Diretto da: John Putch Scritto da: Clarence Livingston Guest Stars: Alexander Chaplin, Victoria Tennant, Dan Jongebloed
J.D. and Turk try to treat Dr. Kelso's uninsured friend. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso himself is concerned about a clothing thief. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox tries to convince Elliot that a reformed drug addict isn't exactly clean, and the Janitor blackmails Carla.