Diretto da: John Inwood Scritto da: Tim Hobert Guest Stars: Blue Man Group, Jerry Shea, Shara Lerman, Carl J. Johnson, Chris Dougherty, Tate Hanyok
J.D. addresses the news that he is going to be a father and Dr. Cox is worried about how his anger is going to impact his offspring. Meanwhile, Carla and Turk prepare for the impending arrival of their new baby. Elliot feels left out because she is childless, while the Janitor wonders if he has wasted his life.