Diretto da: Jay Alaimo Scritto da: Tad Quill Guest Stars: Michael Janik, Alicia Fusting, Dave Foley
J.D. and Dr. Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient, who is declining in health. Carla forces Turk to go on a string of double dates, including Elliot and her booty call Keith. Elsewhere, Dr. Kelso hits Ted with his car, thus Ted finally has the upper hand with a potential lawsuit.