Diretto da: Randall Winston Scritto da: Mark Stegemann Guest Stars: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Nathan Lee Graham, Aly Carpenter, JB Ghuman Jr., Mike Kersey, J.R. Starr
Dr. Kelso is outraged, when he discovers, that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. Meanwhile, J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.