Diretto da: Victor Nelli Jr. Scritto da: Aseem Batra Guest Stars: Wesley Leong, Ryan Boone, Cheryl Hines, Carol Hickey
Dr. Cox's religious sister Paige comes to visit for her nephew's baptism. Turk is finding out, just how unsexy baby making can be. Elliot helps him realize that Carla finds the whole process to be romantic. Elswhere, J.D. and the Janitor start a buddy friendship.