Diretto da: Bill Lawrence Scritto da: Janae Bakken Guest Stars: John Siciliano, Sloan Robinson, Daniel Graves, Keli Daniels, Robert Beckwith, Tom Schmid, Alexander Chaplin, J. P. Manoux
J.D. wants to show Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso how to treat interns, but instead he finds out that they laugh at his bad jokes out of fear and respect.
Everyone at the hospital is avoiding Jordan to get rid of her except for Turk. An aborted attempt to bond with her results in Jordan being conned by Sam, the drug addict. Elsewhere, Elliot's fellowship goes sour and she finds herself confiding in loose-lipped Carla.